HELLO guys.
welcome back.
today fengshui really sucks, shane lost his wallet. it contained 2 WHOLE BUCKS, his ezlink card and twenty thank-you cards. DAMN. hence, we'd like to pay tribute to this unlucky incident.


starting off, a poem.

presented by 3 of us.
here goes.


TITLE : LOST WALLET
COMPOSED: SHANE TUJIN CHENGHAU

one of us lost our wallet today,
while we were going home together with T-Y-J.
and so we all sat down to pray,
to find the wallet made out of rice and clay.
the four of us were sad but hey!
we boarded a bus that was yellow and grey.
the bus we took had started to sway.
and we could not help but hear shane say,
"fuck lah today sibey suay! "
" so lets lie down and be gay! "
following his words we started to play,
in an intimate and sexy way.
a pity this didn't take place in may,
or we would all have learnt ballet.





today school ended as usual, with extra lessons lasting till around 3pm. hm as usual, the 3 of us and yujun took bus 12. 1 hr to reach home. wooh.but as we sat down, we began recalling the times we had together in bus 12. BUS 12 is the best bus to take if you're looking for laughs and fun. a whole new adventure begins as you take those few steps up the bus. the world of bus 12 is extraordinary, if you have a chance go try. we bet three 50cent drinks that you will not regret the trip. ok here's what happened today. the bell of bus 12, when we got up the bus near dhs, rang non-stop. it rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang all the way to pasir ris. we were thinking like " wtf sia. must be some idiot downstairs press bell song song keep pressing. " sadly this wasn't the case and the bell was just plain spoilt. oh well TOOBAD.

so far, 3 cases of mad events took place on bus 12. here's a summary.

first case : THE stupid MAN

this guy boarded at siglap. he walked in, right in front of 3 of us, then say : " see what see?! maaafuck! " then proceeded to slam his head into the metal pole. 3 of us were already trying to contain the humour of this stupid act and resist laughter. what he did next almost killed us. he stood beside a malay woman around mid 50s. then he shouted " mati! see what see!? maaafuck. " the woman dumbfounded, replied " oei! " then LAUGHED HER HEAD OFF HAHAHAHAHA. seeing this did not work, the stupid fart go and whack his head on the metal pole like 5 times. THE WHOLE BUS LAUGHED TILL LAOSAI. HAHAHAHAHAH what a man.


second case: thousand year-old cow demon

we boarded the bus. this stupid man was sleeping infront of us. he APPEARED to be sleeping. then all of a sudden, he mooed. yes, he MOOED. HE MOOED LIKE A FREAKING PANGSAI COW. funnny la. he moo then will snort, then hehe abit , then continue mooing. siao one. thousand year-old cow demon? why not ?


third case : stupid old fart

this old man was sitting opposite us one day. we looked at him. he stared back. and crossed his legs. then he put his hand into his shoe and scratch* scratch*. his hand came out then index finger flew into his ear to dig violently. with his nails black, he put his hands into his pants. * scratch * scratch * scratch. then he lay back and looked at tv mobile. cool anot?


hmm our pictures today are not uploaded yet...due to time restraints.
haha but they will be up shortly so be sure to come back!
we have news that they are building a swimming pool at the 12 bus stop. its on the road. don believe check our pics next time ! our faces will be here too !


SAYING BYEBYE ,

SHANE
CHENGHAU
TUJIN.