POEM OF THE DAY!

TITLE : LOVE
COMPOSED : TUJIN.....................................chenghau shane. hehe.

It was love at first sight
her face brought me great delight
from her charm i could not hide
as my heart and passion burned bright.
She was one i could not chide
just her words made me ignite
as i smiled to myself in delight.

I thought that she was a god
and in a dress she looked so hot
she was really well adored
but for me she had a soft spot
a romance was in the plot
and together through the clouds we soared

Then....she farted..

A horrible stench came washing by
when i was eating my chicken pie
As my face choked up i started to cry
but soon i felt like i was going to die
as the winds came wafting by.

At first i found it kind of cute
But soon it started to make me puke
It smelt like some rotten fruit
the kind found in the rubbish chute
no one could ever resist the nuke
of hot winds blowing out her boot

happy night to all!

tujin shane chenghau

new song dedication :


by dilys

to all sec 4s :D
song : Unwritten
singer : natasha bedingfield



THANK YOU DILYS! - SEC 4s :D


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HELLO ALL.
POEM WILL BE UPLOADED TONIGHT!
FOR NOW.
ITS PICTURES.



SOME PICS OF STRESSED OUT SEC4s



" david listening to music "



" yj playing games on phone "



" wyemin "



" tedrid drinking milo "



" pinrui "



pictures say a thousand words. we have just posted a few thousand words for you guys.
hmm no idea what to write about. shall update tonight . see you guys!

hello guys.
ah sorry the three of us have decided to get down to really study.
prelims are nearing and after hearing the JC talks, we feel the pressure building up.
im sorry but we'll post something occasionally for you guys.

by the way,
our first song dedication

by tongkat ali
to all fellow muggers !

HOLLABACK GIRL ! :D:D


enjoy.

hello guys.
erm the song dedications are up!
if you want to dedicate a song,
leave your details in the tagboard as follows:

song:
singer:
your name :
person you want to dedicate to :


thanks!

starting off, we have Michael Jackson's " Smooth Criminal ".

ENJOY!

pictures and post will be up tonight!


see you guys later!

good day to all.
we're back after a long time away from blogging.
we sincerely apologise for the delay, due to mock exams and the o level english orals taking place recently.
if you guys remember, we promised a post on national day.
we're sorry its so late.
here's the national day tribute poem to you guys out there.


POEM OF THE DAY

TITLE : NATIONAL DAY
COMPOSED : CHENGHAU SHANE TUJIN


happy 41st birthday singapore,
the very last year of the kallang roar.
high and proud you have always soared,
leaving all of us in awe.
our homeland standing big and tall,
we love you forever more.

so the 3 of us opened a door,
and we entered a mama store.
inside was a shopkeeper named paul,
and his lovely wife, a fat wild boar.
they have a family of eighty four,
but she couldn't stop wanting more.

all her children she would adore,
so paul thought he was for.
try as he might, he went to explore,
and went to " AHMAD'S BIRTH CONTROL STORE "
located deep in northeast johore,
it was in punja putri's famous mall.

just as he reached the 100th floor,
it was just around the corridor.
at the llth second of ten past four,
he saw ahmad playing football.
ahmad kicked one guy's jaw,
and somebody shouted " encore! "

blood spilled all over the floor,
it was a scene of violence and gore.
paul felt nauseous and sore,
just like being in a war.
he ran hurriedly to the shore,
and banged against a concrete wall.

paul returned home to watch " SAW ",
and felt that his family wasn't that bad after all.
goodluck to everybody for their exams and more,
we hope you study till sibey chor.


PICTURES OF THE DAY


" HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA "


" superman "


" what the hell is this "


" picasso "



we're sorry to all out there, for the shortage of pictures. we'll have somemore pictures in store for you guys next post! including the national day ones ! by the way, nothing interesting in the past two weeks. people start to study hard for the upcoming o's and prelims, not many people stay back in school these days.

FOR MALES ONLY

before we forget, we noticed an interesting sight in the sec 4 level boys toilet near 4A. if you enter and check the urinals, you'll find curly wurly sexy black hair. HEHEHE. why? we don't know. but we'll promise to include pictures of it next post! traces of the hair increase significantly each day, quite exciting. go check it out!

OLVLS

o level english orals are here. this whole week. woo. pressure sia. hope we do well. so far only shane has taken his. 1 down two to go. wish us luck!



WE'LL BE BACK !
COME BACK SOON!


smoochies and smiles,

SHANE
CHENGHAU
TUJIN

hey you guys out there!

we have decided to allow song dedications to be made here!
if you guys want to dedicate a particular song, just leave the name and artist, who you want it to be dedicated to, in the tagboard. it will be a daily affair!

hope you guys enjoy this new feature!

cheers,


management of fat-b.

wow its been a long time since we 3 have last blogged.
just a note : WE, THE THREE GUYS AT FAT-B, DID NOT REFRESH THIS BLOG OURSELVES, NEITHER DID WE CHANGE ANY SETTINGS.
many thanks to all people who read this blog, thank you guys for your neverending support and help!
so... to make up for the past few days, we have decided to post TWO poems tonight, specially for all our viewers !



here
we
go....




FIRST POEM OF THE DAY

TITLE : AARON and THE DENTIST ( part II )
COMPOSED : CHENGHAU SHANE TUJIN

all he needed to do was to breathe,
in order to make her leave.
The dentist's pants let out a hiss,
Which turned his shit into cheese.
She then turned into a sexy priest,
And fled away to Greece.
on the way she hit some trees,
and got caught right in a breeze.
as she got down on her knees,
her very eyes began to freeze.
aaron, ignoring her pleas,
gave her a great big squeeze.
scratching her nose she gave a sneeze,
and out with the mucus came some piss.
aaron said " wa SHEESH ! "
" what a pretty little miss!"




okay and once again we'd like to thank all viewers of this blog.
to express our gratitude,
we'd like to dedicate this poem to YOU GUYS out there!



SECOND POEM OF THE DAY


TITLE : DEDICATION RHYME
COMPOSED : SHANE CHENGHAU TUJIN


our viewers are so very kind,
those who make our blog so fine.
to thank them for their precious time,
we dedicate to them this rhyme.
the 3 of us went orchard road to dine,
at marie france bodyline.
we ate fried rice with balls of slime,
and got served by a waiter in his prime.
he told us that he was blind,
and went to improve his poor bustline.

after dinner he went to find,
some girls who have big behinds.
so he saw this girl reading " LIME ",
and immediately thought " she's MINE ! "
the waiter was so happy he drooled wine,
and his blood turned alkaline.
and off they went to have a good time,
spending their every last dime.
they farted all the way till nine,
and sat down on the beach eating lime.

we hoped you have enjoyed the past 20 lines,
and so we sing to you auld lang syne.





now.... for the pics of the day!



" future mozart "




" dunman high security guard sexy haircut "




" what materazzi saw. ' cuuuuuuuuuuuteee ' "




" aaron's behind"




" great scenery " with great thanks to wyemin.








last friday, the sec 4 boys had a great game of soccer. at least 22 boys stayed back in the late afternoon to kick some ball. ground was great, weather was great. it was one of those rare days that the sec4s had a fun game of soccer. so we kicked ball till quite late. some left early , some played till eight. oh ya by the way, our dhs canteen has a new stall! selling noodles. not bad actually. i tried the bak chor mee and it was good. GO TRY THEM EVERYONE! alamak less than 20 days to our prelims....die die. sorry if we do not blog that often, sometimes we're really busy. back to the post..... we explored the school on friday and came across a secret room.want to know more? hehe. a poem and some pics of it will be uploaded on the next post! hm today team italy blasted the skies with their showcase of magnificent fireworks! the scenery was great. the sound was great. the skies at marina bay were spectacular. it was just too bad that we did not get images of the fireworks. ah team singapore's on tues! GO SPORE !

speaking of singapore,

NATIONAL DAY IS NEXT WEEK!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!

watch out for our exclusive national day post on 9th august!
we'll be back!



HUGS AND KISSES,


SHANE
CHENGHAU
TUJIN

hello guys. sorry for not posting anything in the past two days. 3 of us really apologise for the delay.

we are currently waiting for our photographer TAN TUJIN to come home... so me and chenghau decided to dedicate a little poem to our friend...

here goes...


TITLE : OH TUJIN
COMPOSED: CHENGHAU SHANE

Oh tujin won't you come home?
Don't leave us two blogging alone.
Cheer us up with your bright and happy tone
We need the pics on ur camera phone.


Oh tujin come back to ur comfort zone.
Or we'll turn you into a bone.
Without you, the whole word will moan,
And everyone will eat rubber foam


Oh tujin oh please come back home.
We'll give you a free ice cream cone.
Come back to the place you once roamed
The place where you once called your own.


we'll be posting later in the night too! stay tuned !