Saturday, July 29, 2006
WELCOME back everyone.
wooo.
recently one of us, yeo cheng hau, went to our sch's ever friendly dentist. situated behind the science block, the lovely green-blue dental bus sits in the shade, kindly providing services to the pupils of dunman high. the images printed on the bus depict BIG SMILY cuckoo faces with bright white teeth, simulating the warmth and kindness of a dentist. so chenghau went on his trip to the teeth doctor, a seemingly harmless trip, but was actually a road to hell...
as always,
presented by the 3 of us,
our Poem Of The Day.
lets get started...
TITLE : THE DENTIST ( PART 1 )
COMPOSED: CHENGHAU SHANE TUJIN
Today chenghau went dentist,
To thoroughly check his smelly teeth.
He wondered who she really is,
And lets have a guess on what he sees.
The dentist turned out to be a scary beast,
Who looked like a terrorist.
The dentist was in fact a cunning thief,
the great granddaughter of ahtiong's niece.
She liked to pee in public lifts,
And called it "Heaven's Gift"
He decided to give this trip a miss,
To try and flee from the mad dentist
He shouted out loud: "Oh Save Me Please!"
And prayed aloud to his smelly teeth.
So Aaron ran in with two huge metal fists,
And those giant biceps of his.
He gave the dentist a great big kiss,
And shouted out "WORLD PEACE!"
(we're still wondering what aaron did to the poor dentist )
TO BE CONTINUED...
credits: the smelly dentist, Superman Aaron
hey guys, there's a part two to this poem coming right up ! at this moment, the outcome of aaron's brush with the dentist is still unknown. we are still trying our best to find out the details....aaron's too shy la....
WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO AARON AND THE DENTIST?
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT POST ON FAT-B!
hmm okay enough of poems,
here's
our
PICTURES OF THE DAY :
presented to you by the 3 of us. shots taken by tujin's hp.
" the three smelly stupid boys discussing about their next post "
" chenghau walking up to dental bus of hell "
" pretty lady "
" someone shit in the drilled hole to fill it up "
today was typical school day. we had our lessons. met up during recess to discuss details of the future posts. after sch we had amaths test on integration , its applications and kinematics. 3 of us took it. quite okay la we should survive. test ended about 3pm so we met up and got together with around 16 guys for a game of soccer. oh ya by the way, the construction on the school field has finished and the holes disappeared mysteriously! must be somebody go pangsai to fill up the holes...refer to above pic. okay so we had space to play soccer and the game got started. but as play carried on, the field became increasingly smelly. so the 3 of us thought, must be someone fart like mad bull all around, field become like pig sty.....so at first we suspected our friend, YUXIN, of farting excessively on the pitch. although he provided no comments on the matter, he was our prime suspect. the gas was 100000000x chokier then chlorine and smelled like shit that has stayed in the toilet bowl for 6 months. WHO THE HELL FARTS GASES LIKE THAT? on second thought, we suspected chemical warfare, using giant amounts of fart to deter schoolboys from playing on the field. as the game came to an end, the origin of the horrendous fart could not be pinpointed. hence, 3 of us decided to name this gas as a new element.
ELEMENT : FARTIUM
CHEMICAL SYMBOL : Fa
RELATIVE ATOMIC MASS: too smelly to measure
PROTON NUMBER: who says anything about protons? its pure fart!
REACTIONS :
fartium will combine with oxygen in the air to produce the incredibly smelly noble gas, fartium dioxide, Fa02.
fartium emits fartomagnetic waves travelling at 9999999x10 to the power of 99999999 light years per second.
test for fartium dioxide:
test with a splint. if gas is present, splint explodes.
bubble gas through water. if gas is present, shit is formed.
safety precautions:
1. never breathe fartium dioxide, not even 0.00000001 cm3 of it. it oxidises your intestines into shit.
2. never touch fartium. it emits fartomagnetic waves so dangerous, your hair burns to form fart.
3. fartium must be always stored in a 100metre thick diamond chamber. otherwise the whole world turns to fart.
wooh its bloody late now,
so as the day comes to a close,
3 of us say byebye to all out there,
SAYING GOODNIGHT AND HAPPY DAY
SHANE
CHENGHAU
TUJIN
wooo.
recently one of us, yeo cheng hau, went to our sch's ever friendly dentist. situated behind the science block, the lovely green-blue dental bus sits in the shade, kindly providing services to the pupils of dunman high. the images printed on the bus depict BIG SMILY cuckoo faces with bright white teeth, simulating the warmth and kindness of a dentist. so chenghau went on his trip to the teeth doctor, a seemingly harmless trip, but was actually a road to hell...
as always,
presented by the 3 of us,
our Poem Of The Day.
lets get started...
TITLE : THE DENTIST ( PART 1 )
COMPOSED: CHENGHAU SHANE TUJIN
Today chenghau went dentist,
To thoroughly check his smelly teeth.
He wondered who she really is,
And lets have a guess on what he sees.
The dentist turned out to be a scary beast,
Who looked like a terrorist.
The dentist was in fact a cunning thief,
the great granddaughter of ahtiong's niece.
She liked to pee in public lifts,
And called it "Heaven's Gift"
He decided to give this trip a miss,
To try and flee from the mad dentist
He shouted out loud: "Oh Save Me Please!"
And prayed aloud to his smelly teeth.
So Aaron ran in with two huge metal fists,
And those giant biceps of his.
He gave the dentist a great big kiss,
And shouted out "WORLD PEACE!"
(we're still wondering what aaron did to the poor dentist )
TO BE CONTINUED...
credits: the smelly dentist, Superman Aaron
hey guys, there's a part two to this poem coming right up ! at this moment, the outcome of aaron's brush with the dentist is still unknown. we are still trying our best to find out the details....aaron's too shy la....
WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO AARON AND THE DENTIST?
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT POST ON FAT-B!
hmm okay enough of poems,
here's
our
PICTURES OF THE DAY :
presented to you by the 3 of us. shots taken by tujin's hp.
" the three smelly stupid boys discussing about their next post "
" chenghau walking up to dental bus of hell "
" pretty lady "
" someone shit in the drilled hole to fill it up "
today was typical school day. we had our lessons. met up during recess to discuss details of the future posts. after sch we had amaths test on integration , its applications and kinematics. 3 of us took it. quite okay la we should survive. test ended about 3pm so we met up and got together with around 16 guys for a game of soccer. oh ya by the way, the construction on the school field has finished and the holes disappeared mysteriously! must be somebody go pangsai to fill up the holes...refer to above pic. okay so we had space to play soccer and the game got started. but as play carried on, the field became increasingly smelly. so the 3 of us thought, must be someone fart like mad bull all around, field become like pig sty.....so at first we suspected our friend, YUXIN, of farting excessively on the pitch. although he provided no comments on the matter, he was our prime suspect. the gas was 100000000x chokier then chlorine and smelled like shit that has stayed in the toilet bowl for 6 months. WHO THE HELL FARTS GASES LIKE THAT? on second thought, we suspected chemical warfare, using giant amounts of fart to deter schoolboys from playing on the field. as the game came to an end, the origin of the horrendous fart could not be pinpointed. hence, 3 of us decided to name this gas as a new element.
ELEMENT : FARTIUM
CHEMICAL SYMBOL : Fa
RELATIVE ATOMIC MASS: too smelly to measure
PROTON NUMBER: who says anything about protons? its pure fart!
REACTIONS :
fartium will combine with oxygen in the air to produce the incredibly smelly noble gas, fartium dioxide, Fa02.
fartium emits fartomagnetic waves travelling at 9999999x10 to the power of 99999999 light years per second.
test for fartium dioxide:
test with a splint. if gas is present, splint explodes.
bubble gas through water. if gas is present, shit is formed.
safety precautions:
1. never breathe fartium dioxide, not even 0.00000001 cm3 of it. it oxidises your intestines into shit.
2. never touch fartium. it emits fartomagnetic waves so dangerous, your hair burns to form fart.
3. fartium must be always stored in a 100metre thick diamond chamber. otherwise the whole world turns to fart.
wooh its bloody late now,
so as the day comes to a close,
3 of us say byebye to all out there,
SAYING GOODNIGHT AND HAPPY DAY
SHANE
CHENGHAU
TUJIN
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