Monday, July 31, 2006
HI ALL.
thanks to all who visit this blog!
we just had physics mock exam today. uh the paper was okay, but some questions stil unsure. ohwell, lets wait for the results to speak for themselves.
on saturday chenghau and i went to school for chem lesson on macromolecules. miss ng was quite efficient, and managed to finish the whole organic chem part 3 in around 4 hrs. after the lesson the guys stayed back in school for soccer. played a while and it rained, so we stopped. next stop was lunch, for me, weizhou, chenghau and yujun, it was getting our hair cut. the other guys went to kfc i think, while the four of us went to parkway parade to eat. so we took 196 to PP. on the bus was this intimate loving couple aged around mid 40s, who were kissing fiercely and groping around each other.....cool eh?
and so it became the topic for our poem,
TITLE : LOVING COUPLE
COMPOSED: SHANE TUJIN CHENGHAU, with YUJUN's and WEIZHOU's great help.
here we go,
two lovers were sitting on the bus,
kissing violently right in front of us.
hands groping with feelings of lust,
as they scratched each other's arse.
his hands were all over her bust,
which contained a ton of rust.
they hugged and tugged and fussed,
infecting each other with the virus sars.
just like the ocean which looks so vast,
they did not care about each other's past.
feeling their love was right and just,
they enjoyed the day as though it was their last.
but right this moment they chose to blast,
from their butts came an enormous gust.
out from their arse shot an elephant tusk,
which was wet and dripping with pus.
and it flew out all the way to mars,
and so their buttholes were covered in casts.
credits : two 40 year old lovers, bus 196
and so we got down the bus, went to PP foodcourt and met up with tujin. took some interesting pics there too. you guys remember michael owen who sustained a serious injury in the world cup right ? there was no news of him till TODAY. we spotted a stall " Owen Teochew Porridge ". now we know what naughty little owen has been doing since his disappearance from the world cup....
we finished our meals, and headed down to roxy square for our haircut. we reached joemil's and finally got our hair cut.
here are some PICs OF THE DAY :
" some lady "
" Owen Teochew Porridge. See what did we say? "
" shop selling buttocks for 29 bucks "
" loving couple "
" joemil in his younger days "
" at joemil's "
AND FINALLY,
WE'D LIKE TO PAY A TRIBUTE TO KEITH CHANG, FOR ALL THE HELP AND SUPPORT YOU HAVE GIVEN US. THANK YOU KEITH!
here's your shop :
" Charles And Keith "
ooh okay thats all for today!
remember to check back for more updates and AARON'S POEM PART II! ( his cute face included )
CHEERS TO ALL,
SHANE
CHENGHAU
TUJIN
thanks to all who visit this blog!
we just had physics mock exam today. uh the paper was okay, but some questions stil unsure. ohwell, lets wait for the results to speak for themselves.
on saturday chenghau and i went to school for chem lesson on macromolecules. miss ng was quite efficient, and managed to finish the whole organic chem part 3 in around 4 hrs. after the lesson the guys stayed back in school for soccer. played a while and it rained, so we stopped. next stop was lunch, for me, weizhou, chenghau and yujun, it was getting our hair cut. the other guys went to kfc i think, while the four of us went to parkway parade to eat. so we took 196 to PP. on the bus was this intimate loving couple aged around mid 40s, who were kissing fiercely and groping around each other.....cool eh?
and so it became the topic for our poem,
TITLE : LOVING COUPLE
COMPOSED: SHANE TUJIN CHENGHAU, with YUJUN's and WEIZHOU's great help.
here we go,
two lovers were sitting on the bus,
kissing violently right in front of us.
hands groping with feelings of lust,
as they scratched each other's arse.
his hands were all over her bust,
which contained a ton of rust.
they hugged and tugged and fussed,
infecting each other with the virus sars.
just like the ocean which looks so vast,
they did not care about each other's past.
feeling their love was right and just,
they enjoyed the day as though it was their last.
but right this moment they chose to blast,
from their butts came an enormous gust.
out from their arse shot an elephant tusk,
which was wet and dripping with pus.
and it flew out all the way to mars,
and so their buttholes were covered in casts.
credits : two 40 year old lovers, bus 196
and so we got down the bus, went to PP foodcourt and met up with tujin. took some interesting pics there too. you guys remember michael owen who sustained a serious injury in the world cup right ? there was no news of him till TODAY. we spotted a stall " Owen Teochew Porridge ". now we know what naughty little owen has been doing since his disappearance from the world cup....
we finished our meals, and headed down to roxy square for our haircut. we reached joemil's and finally got our hair cut.
here are some PICs OF THE DAY :
" some lady "
" Owen Teochew Porridge. See what did we say? "
" shop selling buttocks for 29 bucks "
" loving couple "
" joemil in his younger days "
" at joemil's "
AND FINALLY,
WE'D LIKE TO PAY A TRIBUTE TO KEITH CHANG, FOR ALL THE HELP AND SUPPORT YOU HAVE GIVEN US. THANK YOU KEITH!
here's your shop :
" Charles And Keith "
ooh okay thats all for today!
remember to check back for more updates and AARON'S POEM PART II! ( his cute face included )
CHEERS TO ALL,
SHANE
CHENGHAU
TUJIN
Sunday, July 30, 2006
ah tonight's not a good night to post. physics mock exam tomorrow. haha 3 of us have to study man. will post tomorrow. stay tuned!
all the best to everyone!
yours truly,
shane chenghau tujin
Saturday, July 29, 2006
WELCOME back everyone.
wooo.
recently one of us, yeo cheng hau, went to our sch's ever friendly dentist. situated behind the science block, the lovely green-blue dental bus sits in the shade, kindly providing services to the pupils of dunman high. the images printed on the bus depict BIG SMILY cuckoo faces with bright white teeth, simulating the warmth and kindness of a dentist. so chenghau went on his trip to the teeth doctor, a seemingly harmless trip, but was actually a road to hell...
as always,
presented by the 3 of us,
our Poem Of The Day.
lets get started...
TITLE : THE DENTIST ( PART 1 )
COMPOSED: CHENGHAU SHANE TUJIN
Today chenghau went dentist,
To thoroughly check his smelly teeth.
He wondered who she really is,
And lets have a guess on what he sees.
The dentist turned out to be a scary beast,
Who looked like a terrorist.
The dentist was in fact a cunning thief,
the great granddaughter of ahtiong's niece.
She liked to pee in public lifts,
And called it "Heaven's Gift"
He decided to give this trip a miss,
To try and flee from the mad dentist
He shouted out loud: "Oh Save Me Please!"
And prayed aloud to his smelly teeth.
So Aaron ran in with two huge metal fists,
And those giant biceps of his.
He gave the dentist a great big kiss,
And shouted out "WORLD PEACE!"
(we're still wondering what aaron did to the poor dentist )
TO BE CONTINUED...
credits: the smelly dentist, Superman Aaron
hey guys, there's a part two to this poem coming right up ! at this moment, the outcome of aaron's brush with the dentist is still unknown. we are still trying our best to find out the details....aaron's too shy la....
WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO AARON AND THE DENTIST?
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT POST ON FAT-B!
hmm okay enough of poems,
here's
our
PICTURES OF THE DAY :
presented to you by the 3 of us. shots taken by tujin's hp.
" the three smelly stupid boys discussing about their next post "
" chenghau walking up to dental bus of hell "
" pretty lady "
" someone shit in the drilled hole to fill it up "
today was typical school day. we had our lessons. met up during recess to discuss details of the future posts. after sch we had amaths test on integration , its applications and kinematics. 3 of us took it. quite okay la we should survive. test ended about 3pm so we met up and got together with around 16 guys for a game of soccer. oh ya by the way, the construction on the school field has finished and the holes disappeared mysteriously! must be somebody go pangsai to fill up the holes...refer to above pic. okay so we had space to play soccer and the game got started. but as play carried on, the field became increasingly smelly. so the 3 of us thought, must be someone fart like mad bull all around, field become like pig sty.....so at first we suspected our friend, YUXIN, of farting excessively on the pitch. although he provided no comments on the matter, he was our prime suspect. the gas was 100000000x chokier then chlorine and smelled like shit that has stayed in the toilet bowl for 6 months. WHO THE HELL FARTS GASES LIKE THAT? on second thought, we suspected chemical warfare, using giant amounts of fart to deter schoolboys from playing on the field. as the game came to an end, the origin of the horrendous fart could not be pinpointed. hence, 3 of us decided to name this gas as a new element.
ELEMENT : FARTIUM
CHEMICAL SYMBOL : Fa
RELATIVE ATOMIC MASS: too smelly to measure
PROTON NUMBER: who says anything about protons? its pure fart!
REACTIONS :
fartium will combine with oxygen in the air to produce the incredibly smelly noble gas, fartium dioxide, Fa02.
fartium emits fartomagnetic waves travelling at 9999999x10 to the power of 99999999 light years per second.
test for fartium dioxide:
test with a splint. if gas is present, splint explodes.
bubble gas through water. if gas is present, shit is formed.
safety precautions:
1. never breathe fartium dioxide, not even 0.00000001 cm3 of it. it oxidises your intestines into shit.
2. never touch fartium. it emits fartomagnetic waves so dangerous, your hair burns to form fart.
3. fartium must be always stored in a 100metre thick diamond chamber. otherwise the whole world turns to fart.
wooh its bloody late now,
so as the day comes to a close,
3 of us say byebye to all out there,
SAYING GOODNIGHT AND HAPPY DAY
SHANE
CHENGHAU
TUJIN
wooo.
recently one of us, yeo cheng hau, went to our sch's ever friendly dentist. situated behind the science block, the lovely green-blue dental bus sits in the shade, kindly providing services to the pupils of dunman high. the images printed on the bus depict BIG SMILY cuckoo faces with bright white teeth, simulating the warmth and kindness of a dentist. so chenghau went on his trip to the teeth doctor, a seemingly harmless trip, but was actually a road to hell...
as always,
presented by the 3 of us,
our Poem Of The Day.
lets get started...
TITLE : THE DENTIST ( PART 1 )
COMPOSED: CHENGHAU SHANE TUJIN
Today chenghau went dentist,
To thoroughly check his smelly teeth.
He wondered who she really is,
And lets have a guess on what he sees.
The dentist turned out to be a scary beast,
Who looked like a terrorist.
The dentist was in fact a cunning thief,
the great granddaughter of ahtiong's niece.
She liked to pee in public lifts,
And called it "Heaven's Gift"
He decided to give this trip a miss,
To try and flee from the mad dentist
He shouted out loud: "Oh Save Me Please!"
And prayed aloud to his smelly teeth.
So Aaron ran in with two huge metal fists,
And those giant biceps of his.
He gave the dentist a great big kiss,
And shouted out "WORLD PEACE!"
(we're still wondering what aaron did to the poor dentist )
TO BE CONTINUED...
credits: the smelly dentist, Superman Aaron
hey guys, there's a part two to this poem coming right up ! at this moment, the outcome of aaron's brush with the dentist is still unknown. we are still trying our best to find out the details....aaron's too shy la....
WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO AARON AND THE DENTIST?
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT POST ON FAT-B!
hmm okay enough of poems,
here's
our
PICTURES OF THE DAY :
presented to you by the 3 of us. shots taken by tujin's hp.
" the three smelly stupid boys discussing about their next post "
" chenghau walking up to dental bus of hell "
" pretty lady "
" someone shit in the drilled hole to fill it up "
today was typical school day. we had our lessons. met up during recess to discuss details of the future posts. after sch we had amaths test on integration , its applications and kinematics. 3 of us took it. quite okay la we should survive. test ended about 3pm so we met up and got together with around 16 guys for a game of soccer. oh ya by the way, the construction on the school field has finished and the holes disappeared mysteriously! must be somebody go pangsai to fill up the holes...refer to above pic. okay so we had space to play soccer and the game got started. but as play carried on, the field became increasingly smelly. so the 3 of us thought, must be someone fart like mad bull all around, field become like pig sty.....so at first we suspected our friend, YUXIN, of farting excessively on the pitch. although he provided no comments on the matter, he was our prime suspect. the gas was 100000000x chokier then chlorine and smelled like shit that has stayed in the toilet bowl for 6 months. WHO THE HELL FARTS GASES LIKE THAT? on second thought, we suspected chemical warfare, using giant amounts of fart to deter schoolboys from playing on the field. as the game came to an end, the origin of the horrendous fart could not be pinpointed. hence, 3 of us decided to name this gas as a new element.
ELEMENT : FARTIUM
CHEMICAL SYMBOL : Fa
RELATIVE ATOMIC MASS: too smelly to measure
PROTON NUMBER: who says anything about protons? its pure fart!
REACTIONS :
fartium will combine with oxygen in the air to produce the incredibly smelly noble gas, fartium dioxide, Fa02.
fartium emits fartomagnetic waves travelling at 9999999x10 to the power of 99999999 light years per second.
test for fartium dioxide:
test with a splint. if gas is present, splint explodes.
bubble gas through water. if gas is present, shit is formed.
safety precautions:
1. never breathe fartium dioxide, not even 0.00000001 cm3 of it. it oxidises your intestines into shit.
2. never touch fartium. it emits fartomagnetic waves so dangerous, your hair burns to form fart.
3. fartium must be always stored in a 100metre thick diamond chamber. otherwise the whole world turns to fart.
wooh its bloody late now,
so as the day comes to a close,
3 of us say byebye to all out there,
SAYING GOODNIGHT AND HAPPY DAY
SHANE
CHENGHAU
TUJIN
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
HELLO guys.
welcome back.
today fengshui really sucks, shane lost his wallet. it contained 2 WHOLE BUCKS, his ezlink card and twenty thank-you cards. DAMN. hence, we'd like to pay tribute to this unlucky incident.
starting off, a poem.
presented by 3 of us.
here goes.
TITLE : LOST WALLET
COMPOSED: SHANE TUJIN CHENGHAU
one of us lost our wallet today,
while we were going home together with T-Y-J.
and so we all sat down to pray,
to find the wallet made out of rice and clay.
the four of us were sad but hey!
we boarded a bus that was yellow and grey.
the bus we took had started to sway.
and we could not help but hear shane say,
"fuck lah today sibey suay! "
" so lets lie down and be gay! "
following his words we started to play,
in an intimate and sexy way.
a pity this didn't take place in may,
or we would all have learnt ballet.
today school ended as usual, with extra lessons lasting till around 3pm. hm as usual, the 3 of us and yujun took bus 12. 1 hr to reach home. wooh.but as we sat down, we began recalling the times we had together in bus 12. BUS 12 is the best bus to take if you're looking for laughs and fun. a whole new adventure begins as you take those few steps up the bus. the world of bus 12 is extraordinary, if you have a chance go try. we bet three 50cent drinks that you will not regret the trip. ok here's what happened today. the bell of bus 12, when we got up the bus near dhs, rang non-stop. it rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang all the way to pasir ris. we were thinking like " wtf sia. must be some idiot downstairs press bell song song keep pressing. " sadly this wasn't the case and the bell was just plain spoilt. oh well TOOBAD.
so far, 3 cases of mad events took place on bus 12. here's a summary.
first case : THE stupid MAN
this guy boarded at siglap. he walked in, right in front of 3 of us, then say : " see what see?! maaafuck! " then proceeded to slam his head into the metal pole. 3 of us were already trying to contain the humour of this stupid act and resist laughter. what he did next almost killed us. he stood beside a malay woman around mid 50s. then he shouted " mati! see what see!? maaafuck. " the woman dumbfounded, replied " oei! " then LAUGHED HER HEAD OFF HAHAHAHAHA. seeing this did not work, the stupid fart go and whack his head on the metal pole like 5 times. THE WHOLE BUS LAUGHED TILL LAOSAI. HAHAHAHAHAH what a man.
second case: thousand year-old cow demon
we boarded the bus. this stupid man was sleeping infront of us. he APPEARED to be sleeping. then all of a sudden, he mooed. yes, he MOOED. HE MOOED LIKE A FREAKING PANGSAI COW. funnny la. he moo then will snort, then hehe abit , then continue mooing. siao one. thousand year-old cow demon? why not ?
third case : stupid old fart
this old man was sitting opposite us one day. we looked at him. he stared back. and crossed his legs. then he put his hand into his shoe and scratch* scratch*. his hand came out then index finger flew into his ear to dig violently. with his nails black, he put his hands into his pants. * scratch * scratch * scratch. then he lay back and looked at tv mobile. cool anot?
hmm our pictures today are not uploaded yet...due to time restraints.
haha but they will be up shortly so be sure to come back!
we have news that they are building a swimming pool at the 12 bus stop. its on the road. don believe check our pics next time ! our faces will be here too !
SAYING BYEBYE ,
SHANE
CHENGHAU
TUJIN.
welcome back.
today fengshui really sucks, shane lost his wallet. it contained 2 WHOLE BUCKS, his ezlink card and twenty thank-you cards. DAMN. hence, we'd like to pay tribute to this unlucky incident.
starting off, a poem.
presented by 3 of us.
here goes.
TITLE : LOST WALLET
COMPOSED: SHANE TUJIN CHENGHAU
one of us lost our wallet today,
while we were going home together with T-Y-J.
and so we all sat down to pray,
to find the wallet made out of rice and clay.
the four of us were sad but hey!
we boarded a bus that was yellow and grey.
the bus we took had started to sway.
and we could not help but hear shane say,
"fuck lah today sibey suay! "
" so lets lie down and be gay! "
following his words we started to play,
in an intimate and sexy way.
a pity this didn't take place in may,
or we would all have learnt ballet.
today school ended as usual, with extra lessons lasting till around 3pm. hm as usual, the 3 of us and yujun took bus 12. 1 hr to reach home. wooh.but as we sat down, we began recalling the times we had together in bus 12. BUS 12 is the best bus to take if you're looking for laughs and fun. a whole new adventure begins as you take those few steps up the bus. the world of bus 12 is extraordinary, if you have a chance go try. we bet three 50cent drinks that you will not regret the trip. ok here's what happened today. the bell of bus 12, when we got up the bus near dhs, rang non-stop. it rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang all the way to pasir ris. we were thinking like " wtf sia. must be some idiot downstairs press bell song song keep pressing. " sadly this wasn't the case and the bell was just plain spoilt. oh well TOOBAD.
so far, 3 cases of mad events took place on bus 12. here's a summary.
first case : THE stupid MAN
this guy boarded at siglap. he walked in, right in front of 3 of us, then say : " see what see?! maaafuck! " then proceeded to slam his head into the metal pole. 3 of us were already trying to contain the humour of this stupid act and resist laughter. what he did next almost killed us. he stood beside a malay woman around mid 50s. then he shouted " mati! see what see!? maaafuck. " the woman dumbfounded, replied " oei! " then LAUGHED HER HEAD OFF HAHAHAHAHA. seeing this did not work, the stupid fart go and whack his head on the metal pole like 5 times. THE WHOLE BUS LAUGHED TILL LAOSAI. HAHAHAHAHAH what a man.
second case: thousand year-old cow demon
we boarded the bus. this stupid man was sleeping infront of us. he APPEARED to be sleeping. then all of a sudden, he mooed. yes, he MOOED. HE MOOED LIKE A FREAKING PANGSAI COW. funnny la. he moo then will snort, then hehe abit , then continue mooing. siao one. thousand year-old cow demon? why not ?
third case : stupid old fart
this old man was sitting opposite us one day. we looked at him. he stared back. and crossed his legs. then he put his hand into his shoe and scratch* scratch*. his hand came out then index finger flew into his ear to dig violently. with his nails black, he put his hands into his pants. * scratch * scratch * scratch. then he lay back and looked at tv mobile. cool anot?
hmm our pictures today are not uploaded yet...due to time restraints.
haha but they will be up shortly so be sure to come back!
we have news that they are building a swimming pool at the 12 bus stop. its on the road. don believe check our pics next time ! our faces will be here too !
SAYING BYEBYE ,
SHANE
CHENGHAU
TUJIN.
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
hello EVERYONE.
this is officially the first post at FAT-B.
enjoy babies.
wooh.
starting off, here's a poem.
TITLE: OUR VERY FIRST POST
Composed: CHENGHAU TUJIN SHANE
tonight we proudly boast,
our very first post.
sitting by the coast,
we saw a hairy ghost.
he was eating french toast,
while digging his hairy nose,
which he loved the very most.
the ghost was wearing a mini-skirt,
and a teeny weeny shirt.
he flew around and tried to flirt,
with a hairy old man named kurt.
Old man kurt was very weird,
and had a long white beard.
kurt loved to hear himself fart,
which he considered a work of art.
he tried giving it all his heart,
but ended up farting lard.
so he tried to drive go kart,
but in the end he broke his butt.
on 10th july and 25th may,
they both came out to play.
but soon he found the ghost was gay,
which left him in dismay.
and so on this very fateful day,
they both went separate ways.
credits : Kurt, hairy ghost.
PICTURES OF THE DAY
" want a ride ? "
" hard at work "
" adoi i shy.."
as you guys can see, the school field is under construction. so in order not to disrupt the work going on at the field, please do not play sports, SPORTS as in SOCCER, near or on the field. thanks.
ah today we did a search on the internet and found out, surprisingly that we own many companies. don't believe ? go see
the names are links.
YEO CHENG HAU
SHANE
TAN TUJIN
CHECK THIS OUT EVERYONE! our friend's future job!
XINZI
today,
we played soccer.
we went home together.
nothing much actually.
OKAY THATS ALL FOLKS ! COME BACK FOR MORE !
SIGNING OFF,
CHENGHAU
SHANE
TUJIN
WOOOOOH!
this is officially the first post at FAT-B.
enjoy babies.
wooh.
starting off, here's a poem.
TITLE: OUR VERY FIRST POST
Composed: CHENGHAU TUJIN SHANE
tonight we proudly boast,
our very first post.
sitting by the coast,
we saw a hairy ghost.
he was eating french toast,
while digging his hairy nose,
which he loved the very most.
the ghost was wearing a mini-skirt,
and a teeny weeny shirt.
he flew around and tried to flirt,
with a hairy old man named kurt.
Old man kurt was very weird,
and had a long white beard.
kurt loved to hear himself fart,
which he considered a work of art.
he tried giving it all his heart,
but ended up farting lard.
so he tried to drive go kart,
but in the end he broke his butt.
on 10th july and 25th may,
they both came out to play.
but soon he found the ghost was gay,
which left him in dismay.
and so on this very fateful day,
they both went separate ways.
credits : Kurt, hairy ghost.
PICTURES OF THE DAY
" want a ride ? "
" hard at work "
" adoi i shy.."
as you guys can see, the school field is under construction. so in order not to disrupt the work going on at the field, please do not play sports, SPORTS as in SOCCER, near or on the field. thanks.
ah today we did a search on the internet and found out, surprisingly that we own many companies. don't believe ? go see
the names are links.
YEO CHENG HAU
SHANE
TAN TUJIN
CHECK THIS OUT EVERYONE! our friend's future job!
XINZI
today,
we played soccer.
we went home together.
nothing much actually.
OKAY THATS ALL FOLKS ! COME BACK FOR MORE !
SIGNING OFF,
CHENGHAU
SHANE
TUJIN
WOOOOOH!